This absurdist parody script of an 'Ellen' episode will make the mom within you scream

There's nothing that moms love more than extreme couponing, telling you to get off your phone, and daytime TV talkshows. Specifically, Ellen . 
According to the latest parody script from comedian Keaton Patti , the audience for Ellen consists of literally "every human mom." Well maybe not Patti himself, but the "bot" he's "forced" to watch another 1,000 hours of a specific show, creating an absurdist script approximating the show's language. 
Previously, this "bot" has envisioned scripts for a White House press briefing , an Olive Garden commercial , and even a Ted Talk . This time though, it's spit out two faux pages of a script that absolutely roasts Ellen Degeneres and her audience. Read more... More about Twitter , Memes , Ellen Degeneres , Culture , and Web Culture